June 27, 2018: Mommy doesn’t eat animals. She loves them too much. I haven’t really figured out where I stand on the issue yet. I’m still tasting foods for the first time, politics will have to come later. For now, chicken tastes good. I know what she means though. Daddy read me a fun book with a cookie man that hides behind a door. He’s sooooo cute. I really like the taste of cookies, but this brings up a bit of a conundrum. How can I look Cookie Man in the eye with a mouthful of Nutterbutters? Peek-a-boo, Cookie Man…your cousin is yummy! Wait. I had bacon for the first time today. What’s THAT made of?!