September 30, 2017: Halloween is still a month away, but Jameson already has her costume picked out. Mommy thought I should get a jump on my costume too. She had some old hand me down costumes stored away so she brought them out so I could try them on….well, that was a disaster. Nothing fit me so I still don’t have a costume AND one of the costumes actually fit Jameson! This is ridiculous. I really don’t see what is so fun about Halloween anyway. I’m not sure I want to dress up at all, but mommy said finding the right costume takes time. I don’t have a lot of patience. I’ll give her one month.