May 29, 2017: I woke up at 4:30 am. I woke up mommy, but she said we have to go back to sleep. I knew this was going to happen. I said fine. I woke up again at 5:30am. Not yet mommy said. So I woke up again at 7:10am. This time daddy said I could wake up, but it was a long time before he let me wake up Jameson and mommy. So guess what…yup, we were late to the parade. I knew it. These people dilly dally like you wouldn’t believe. Jameson can’t find her shoes, mommy has to pee again, daddy isn’t wearing pants. Get it together! I saw some politicians, an ambulance, and three firetrucks. Sigh. Mommy tried to make it up to me. But I don’t see what’s so great about her driving a tiny car. My family is silly. I decided if you can’t beat ’em…join ’em.