January 2, 2017: Daddy does a funy dance called PeeenutButter-Jell-y. He shakes his butt and jumps. It’s great. He taught me and mommy. I’m pretty good at it, but mommy is awful. She needs a lot more lessons. Daddy said not to worry and that he’ll give her some private lessons when I go to sleep. I hope it helps. Daddy also started teaching our silly dance to Finley. She’s so bad at it, she makes me laugh. She’s really going out of her way to impress me. It’s working. Entertaining me during dinner is my soft spot. I gave her a goodnight kiss this evening for her effort.