September 30, 2016: Mommy and daddy want me to like Finley and insist that I be nice to her. I’m trying, but every time I go to see her or try to play with her they rush in to take pictures or tell me what to do. It’s very intrusive and distracting. I guess grown-ups don’t know much about building friendships. Close friendships are molded from adversity and adventure. I mean, how are we supposed to play rocket launcher with Finley’s new Rock ‘N Play Sleeper with mommy telling me to be careful and holding her hand on the brake? I’m pretty sure Finley would prefer a fun ride across the room instead. I know I would.