May 28, 2016: I’m exhausted. I went to Dylan and Kyle’s birthday party. I went last year but I was too little and could only watch. This year I got to try out the bounce house, wade in the pool, and splash in the water table. There were lots of kids, a couple of babies, and even a dog! I ate cake and popsicles and cheese and fruit. It was great! Mommy said daddy also went to a birthday party for his friend today…but that it was an old people party and that’s why we didn’t go. Daddy must be very tired. I can’t imagine trying to party this hard when you are as old as daddy.