February 26, 2016: Daddy’s clothes are super big. Mommy always puts on his jackets, hoodies, and shoes to go outside and grab the mail. She said it’s faster than putting on her clothes. This morning I discovered grandpa left his hoodie in the kitchen. It’s pretty big. I decided it was time to see how fast it is to wear big clothes. It was not fast at all. Sure, my long arms were nice and covered but that was about it. It made me really slow. Mommy doesn’t know what she is talking about. I’m going to keep wearing clothes the correct size.