January 8, 2016: Mommy has lots of beautiful hair. I like it when she flops it all around and puts it in my face. I’ve been trying to grow my hair out, but it takes a long time. Daddy says I have to go through several awkward stages before it looks as good as mommy’s, which is why right now I look like Donald Trump. So when mommy pulled out a silk scarf today, I pretended to have long, beautiful, silky hair. I think I’m gonna look cute with long hair. Mommy says daddy looked cute in long hair, but his was curly and poofy…I said, Whaaaaattttt?!