December 11, 2015: I’ve got a strong grip. I use it to squeeze mommy and daddy’s fingers really tight and yank them around the house. Normally I wouldn’t take such drastic measures, but it’s the best way to get them to do what I want and go where I want. Unfortunately, I’m getting really good at understanding them, but they don’t seem to understand me yet – ugh. I’ll just have to squeeze harder.