November 19, 2015: Mommy and I played a funny joke on daddy. Yesterday we were nice on his birthday. We gave him cards, presents, birthday cake, and hugs. It was a set up. He thought no one was going to tease him about getting old. He went to sleep thinking that, but mommy and I hired someone to decorate the lawn while it was dark outside. My job was to cry a couple times in the middle of the night. It was a distraction and sleep deprevation technique. Then when he woke up in the morning he saw the sign on the lawn about how many years he wastes on the toliet when he could be playing with me! And there were toilets! Ha ha ha! We are so funny. Now the company needs to come take them away before daddy uses the toilets out there. Mommy says he likes pooping with nature. I don’t think the neighbors want to see that.