September 10, 2015: Mommy and daddy like to play a game called disc golf. They take special plastic plates and throw them at an umbrella with chains hanging from it. Even though they like this game they are not very good at it. They are supposed to get the plates in the umbrella, but mostly they miss and the plates land on the ground. Daddy says he used to go to someplace called Texas and play this game with friends named LaPorte, Woz, Waynee, Grub, and Shawn Shawn. They have funny names. He says he used to beat those guys so they must be REALLY bad at it. I’m going to keep practicing, but I should be better than mommy and daddy by next summer. By then I’ll be a little bigger than these plate thingys. I mean, you just throw it in the umbrella…c’mon.