August 5, 2015: Everyone has a cell phone except me. I really want one. Sometimes I get to use mommy’s, daddy’s, or grandpa’s. I like to send text messages with emojis, watch Feist videos, and take pictures. Mommy said she got me a cell phone but it doesn’t have a touch screen, text messaging, or a camera. It makes calls -sort of- but it’s the same lady singing over and over. She’s annoying. I don’t know what mommy expects me to do with this so called phone. Also, what is an ‘Operator’?