August 2, 2015: Daddy said he got a new hat today. I was with him all day and I don’t remember him buying a new hat. When he put me up on his head I looked around for it, but I didn’t see it. He can be goofy sometimes, so I’m not sure if I should believe him. Mommy usually tells me the truth so I’ll have to ask her about this new hat. I’ll also ask her about whether he is really going to eat my toes or put on my socks and pants.